The zippoty and the bobbity mmscented candles.
To actually wax your chest for a 40-year-old virgin costume - that's dedication.
The sculptors actually made his face like this for this very reason.
Best case scenario - the candle burns down and all the wax melts into his hair.
Bouncing is still not allowed, though it does make a satisfying "tink" noise.
"This is my friend "Wax" and his mom"