Twenty One is an awesome birthday...but this is what happens when u try to take a shot for every year uve lived...lol
My Frat brother passed out on the couch on his 21st so all the pledges wrote the entire fraternity creed on his chest...among other things. I colored his face...
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.