More like Lara Gruff.
The best reason to have a baby is so you can put this sticker on your SUV.
The chains double as tears for not being able to grow your own.
If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.
And in this drawing he certainly looks like the best cock ever.
In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to look fancy.