Looks like traffic is a bit conCHESTed today.
"Hey boss, yeah I'm gonna be late. There's a human snail causing traffic on the road today. No sir, I'm not stoned this time."
Snonan O'Brien: The best way to get rid of that Sunny Delight in your fridge.
"The best way to get clean after puking all over yourself."
Starman, with the amazing power to reroute traffic.
At the very least get a crossing guard.