I don't always ride in a bike basket, but when I do, bitches bark.
I say, can you please hand me a biscuit? No, no, the one I vomited on the carpet an hour ago. Mmmthank you.
That is the most fragile signpost in the world.
The most terrifying animal in the world.
This is all I've ever wanted to do. That was the dog saying that, I mean.
Spokesperson for Dos Ouchies.