Or, how to reclaim personal space on a crowded train.
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Here's a handy study tip: if you run out of paper, you can just use snakes.
"Aw, now I'll never be able to jump"
When they are ready to make another Snakes on a Plane, it should star Christopher Walken.
Wakeboarders are apparently alcoholics.