"Tinkerbell really let herself go"
Pancakes are the mother of invention.
Sometimes it's hard to remember that pancakes are people, too.
OH MY GOD! Who makes pancakes with OIL?!?
Didn't anyone ever tell you to not to play with your food? Oh, they're dead now? Enjoy.
Listen, sweetheart, if I wanted to eat somewhere nice, I would have gone to Applebees. Now give me my goddamn pancakes.