Sure it's cute now, but when he grows up he'll be 4 feet long and weigh around 75 pounds.
13! He should be in lesbian chatrooms if he really wants to clean up.
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"I, I just don't know John. It's like he had a ball, but he didn't."
He's going to be in a serious pickle when his owner finds out.
He just wants a high five.