"What happens when you fall asleep and even your dog helps to shame you"
What happens when you try to drive an 8' U-Haul into a 7' garage? See for yourself.
What happens when soap "accidently" falls into a fountain at 1am.
Not so much of a menu item, but a description of what happens when you eat there.
"This is what happens when you fall asleep in the Chi Phi House with your shoes on!"
This is what happens when you mix an animal rights activist with a blond sorority girl.