For three tickets, you get to see a baby inflatable monkey come out.
Is that a book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Back in the day, Gay meant "Happy." But Neck meant "Gay" so this still doesn't make any sense.
I don't want to point fingers, but somebody left a banana peel in the tractor.
"This used to be a porno drive in, they painted over the sign but it still looks like a penis."
Hate to do this two days in a row, but TLDNR.