Almost as depressing as the head-on collision this guy got into after taking the picture.
So, wait, it's not butter?
Even the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter can't believe that it itself is not butter.
How embarrassing! They forget to put an 'e' at the end of ho!
Logically, shouldn't butter look like a butt?
Don't worry, mattress, you'll find yourself when you get older.