The only way to make Risky Business a better movie...replace Tom Cruise

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young