The Ultimate Sex Pumpkin at Ferris State University
Get your mind out of the gutters, they're just sex donuts. Gawsh.
"You wait right here, I'm gonna go the donut." "The what?"
After sex most men have to roll over, grab a marker and some oak tag, and piss off a preacher.
"We didn't think you had it in you, so we asked Dave for conformation."
You laugh, but if someone starts drowning that sex doll might save a life.