Look, just tell me what I'm looking at.
Turn that frown upside-down. Here, I'll help you.
When you gotta go, you gotta go. And then after you go, you gotta jump back into the public pool. Obviously.
Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won't notice a thing.
We don't like to post pictures of poop often, but we'll make an exception for this one.