He's not even at college, he's upstairs.
Unless you're in one of these pictures. Then MOST of these people are having a much worse day than you.
Little Billy's learning how to spell at a phenomenal rate.
"Moooooomm, all the baby zebras are laughing at me."
Her parents are probably just on a yacht with millions and millions of dollars.
Great Sports Camp to drop the kids off at all day while you work and disregard them.