It was the only way to get grandpa out of the house.
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
What else do you expect from the Ku Klux Klan's security check?
"This is the actual check for that I had to mail to the State of Illinois on my income tax return."
From the "How To: Escape Pedophilia Conviction" section of your local library.
You got lucky here, just don't try it on the essay section.