Very good, Adam. Now I'm going to file what's called a "restraining order" against you.
First Favorite Teacher Got a Dollar
Unfortunately, I have to take points off for forgetting the question mark.
Who knew presidential pardons covered everything from perjury to skipping AP Chem.
Next to it is "Recollections of Cream Cheese."
Oh, then my daddy thinks you're "a stupid ACCOUNT of a teacher", my mistake.