"Ah, nooo, nooo. Thas not me. Ah nooo."
At least he doesn't have to change a diaper.
Who needs school when you have soundless looping internet clips?
The better to seduce you with.
Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl.
Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall.
Dad just keepin' it real on career day