"My friends '95 Taurus with a plywood spoiler. He actually drove around with it."
SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it.
He who pumped it dumped it.
Who stole my spoiler!?
LOST SPOILER: It turns out the monster in the jungle is Star-O-Saurus.
He got it to commemorate his grandma, who died while he was texting.