I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
