Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Mike on March 9, 2007 Recommended Comments () Picture Honey, I painted this fresco to let you know I don't love you anymore. Picture I don't know what's worse - what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns! Picture For people who don't want to go to frat parties, but want to smell like they did! Picture Sorry, I don't like to wear gloves. Not my style. Picture I didn't know they wrote a book about my girlfriend. Picture "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive. Comments ()