"I think we should start a bad tattoo contest." Weren't these were all supposed to be bad tattoos?
After you get a John Deere tattoo, you don't need to keep wearing a John Deere hat. We get it.
"Worst drunken tattoo on spring break contest?" No need. You just won.
Guess we'll have to turn around?
If you get that tattoo, you have to take care of your nails.
Kayaks! The fastest moving palindrome. Well, after racecar I guess.