Don't worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.
There is WAY too much pulled pork here.
This is what he gets for betting on the Cardinals. A lifetime of humiliation.
The only thing cooler than way too much Elvis shit is Taz mud flaps. This guy rules.
This is the only picture they were ever able to get of him.
The only way to get your wheelchair through the door is to hit it as fast as you can.