Sunscreen!!!! The poor bastard got stung by a jelly fish that day too.
Friend and I roadtripped 20 hours straight through to Daytona Beach. Once we got there, we got some beers and headed for the beach........and then we passed out from exhaustion. I was fine........my friend was not.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.