I can't beleive you're getting married! Who am I going to go bowling with?

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.