"The proper way to pronounce it is 'Okla........homa."

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

You should see how she hails a cab.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.