Seeing a keg in the classroom is like seeing a professor at the bar.
He swallowed a keg.
A true keg nurse-assisted-stand.
"Fully functioning Keg Grill. Cooks a delicious burger in 2 min."
I spent four hundred dollars on this kayak and, damn it, I'm going to use it every chance I get.
Did you ever just want to rip the top off of a keg and drink from it, as if it were a giant can?