$4 cherry bombs? That's rediculous.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere