Wait, I have an idea. Get the leaf blower!
Wait a second, I have an even better idea. Get the snorkel!
Wait a second, wait a second - WHAT IF WE PUT FRENCH FRIES ON IT!?
College! Did anyone see where I put my week old McDonalds fries?
But how much are no french fries? I bet that's how they get you.
"Come on, Google, don't make me go to this search result. It's gonna be nothing but french fries. I won't know anyone."