I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Bible BS
Note how all the call numbers for these bibles begin with "BS." I should mention that our library uses the Library of Congress filing system.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.