we shamed this kid while he was still awake... he just stood there like he was in a weird catatonic limbo

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere