Your physics diploma can be found in the condom dispenser, stud.
Look for dorm wrapping to become the "in" way to piss off your friends this holiday season.
It's election season in the beach-front community and Discreet Wedgie-Pick is going down.
'tis always the season
"Saw this on the back of a semi in Michigan."
I don't know how we're going to fit Michigan in there, but we'll try.