My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Nudist camp
You know, most nudists are people you would never want to see naked
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
