It was after the bars all night that she chose to duct tape the handle of skol to her hand... she was found passed out in that chair hours later.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young