Picture "My neighbor left his wondow open over spring break and a bird made a nest on his bookshelf."
Picture For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
Picture "My niece trying to hit the ball. I saw it heading to her face, and could have tried to help, but thought it'd be funnier to take a picture. She cried, I laughed... being an uncle is awesome."
Picture "We were driving back from UC Davis and the beer from the night before didn't sit well with the Mexican food for breakfast. After he threw up all over himself on the freeway I asked him if we needed to pull over. He replied, 'naw its all good.' Thirty min