My one guy roommate and his friends would always drink my beer from the house fridge when we had parties. I got really mad last year when it was budlight lime, completely sold out and I had got the last pack. I decided to mix lemonade with my piss and "refill" all the bottles. Strangely there were no complaints and they just acted like they usually do when they are drunk...... Read More »
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.



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