As if the pink shirt didn't give it away
If the tattoo didn't give it away, this is the Hottest Bartender from New Jersey.
As if the fact he's a grown man at a professional wrestling even doesn't give it away.
If you're gonna give the finger, you might as well give it with some effort.
Give me a T. Give me an M. Give me a Z.
Mike Huckabee could run away with the ironic vote if he picks Chuck Norris as his running mate.