"Can you hear me now? HELLO?!? Well, answer if you can hear me don't be a jerk."
Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.
Hello, 911? I'm trapped in a building. Wait, wait... never mind.
"Hello? Hi, I need a tow truck and a can of upholstery cleaner please."
Putting the HELL in Hello Kitty!rn
This brings a whole new meaning to "Hello Kitty".