"We took this guy's picture and then he followed us down the street and into a GNC where he started yelling, 'I haven't farted in such a long time! These vitamins make me farted!"

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young