"This is my ID card for Penn State." What's the joke, your picture or your name?
This card is so upsetting: skunks don't wear jackets.
You should report anyone who is scared of your costume.
This is the picture of where your mother and I first met.
Sometimes love is about standing there while your pet defecates.
Girl in this picture, remember this moment. This is the most people that will ever see your butt.