Yes I have a girlfriend but we agreed to be open, but only on Thursdays. No, really. See? We made up shirts.

You should see how she hails a cab.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.