My only problem with Keira Knightley is how difficult it is to spell her name.
The only blasphemy I see here is not everyone being into girl on girl action.
"Saw your video of kite jumping, here is a pic of some huge air we got on the beach."
The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.
"I asked him to do a physical challenge and he just threw up on my feet." Is that Mo?