Mom had to stay late at work, she told me to pick you up. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture March 28, 2007 Recommended Comments () Picture My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you? Picture At least my mom doesn't drive a Chevy with a Star Wars bumper sticker. Plus she had me, so unlike you she's had sex. Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up. Picture Turning left to pick Mom up from work... Picture Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that. Comments ()
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