Picture My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you?
Picture At least my mom doesn't drive a Chevy with a Star Wars bumper sticker. Plus she had me, so unlike you she's had sex.
Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually