If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.
Sometimes you can't plan a superfan outfit, you just have to let it happen.
There you go, honey. The birds and the bees.
"We didn't think you had it in you, so we asked Dave for conformation."
Anyone have some extra fire today? Yes? No?
Converse really missed the ball in trying to make their shoes have sex appeal.