Picture "A milestone in college drinking.....the octopus...a five gallon eight hose beer funnel....behold the wonder!"
Picture "10 man beer bong....holds over a keg of beer, 18.3 gallons. Its what engineers do when they get bored."
Picture "The Squid: This is the best drinking apparatus I have ever constructed. 5 gallons of beer go in the top and teams of 3 on each hose. Patent Pending."
Picture I've been dreaming of my wedding day since I was five-years-old and I want everything to be perfect, so make sure everyone only bongs Corona.