Picture "my girlfreind broke 2 hitter pieces and after scraping them for res i still had them so made them into a hookah and the hose is the extra from when i had to sneak piss into my parole officer." Does your girlfriend know you pee'd in her hookah?
Picture "I walked in on my girlfriend making out with this other girl. I chose to take this as a good thing and not that i had turned her gay."
Picture "My roomate's girlfriend left her thong at our apartment, so I decided they would fit the dog better."