Face lick
We were at this trendy bar in Boston on St. Patricks day where they had a professional photographer walking around. I got his attention, grabbed this girl, and licked the side of her face. He gave me his card and posted the picture on his website
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.