Picture Don't blame the kids. Santa's been sitting dead like that for 2.5 days now. His body and hands are ice cold.
Picture "A man sent his friend a Christmas card, but didn't remember the address. So he sent it as shown: no street name, no town, and no postcode. And it still arrived at his friend's house 9 days later."
Picture "Fabio, caught in the act, extracting most of the life energy of two, once gorgeous perfect 10 models, simply to prolong his life, good looks and elegant flowing hair. The sisters withered and decomposed 3 days later."
Picture "My friend and I felt that the local McDonalds skimped us on hot sauce. 10 days and 526 packets of ketchup later, we think we evened the score."