"Why did the teacher correct my spelling? I know what I said."
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
They busted me when I couldn't explain why I had 5 iPods.
I don't know how sports work.
I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.
"Mom, thanks for the DVD Game but you know I like pornographic posters!"