Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
"I've never made a novelty cake before, and I love how it turned out!"
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The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
